captainfrancesca: anime parents must be so confused like “we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
pilgrimkitty: unbucaneve: jenesaispourquoi: professorsparklepants: Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES? the prof asks the important questions. Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!! Because English beats up other languages in dark...
clavid: i hope riding a dick is nothing like riding a bike because it took me like thirteen years to figure that one out
thed3vilssmile: what most people think being gay is: having a higher/lower voice for your gender acting more femine/masculine wanting to be more like the opposite gender being rude teaching children how to be gay setting a bad example ruining good family values what being gay really is liking the same gender as you
Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.– Chinese Proverb (via fleeingsouls)